Elvis Fans Might Want to Avoid This Post

At least I'm assuming that true fans of the King wouldn't want to see the below object for sale. Perhaps not, though. Perhaps you're a diehard fan that MUST have everything Elvis. If so, then here's the item for you!


At least they got his good side, huh?

I'm sure there are people out there jumping in their blue suede shoes at the chance to buy a object as wonderful as this. Personally, I just can't get over the weird creepiness of it. It's got me all shook up.

Okay, okay...I'll stop while the going is good. No more bad plays on words from me. Sometimes you just want a little less conversation.

Alright! I'm truly done now! I won't be cruel...

Pouting Packers

Let me preface this by saying I live in Wisconsin. Yes, the home of the Packers. Where you had better love and live the Packers. Not only had you better have green and gold clothes, but even your pajamas had better be green and gold. If you're a horrible, vile person that actually is NOT a Packer fan...well you had better just wear the green and gold anyways and keep that your little secret.

So with that said, I now introduce the Pouting Packer...


I WANT to insert some witty comment here, but I'm in serious jeopardy of getting my house spraypainted with the words "Packer-hater" or something along those lines. So I'll let others comment, and keep my house the lovely yellowish shade it is. If I let it get dirtier, it will almost be gold. Then add green decor and voila! No mistaking me for a Bears or Viking fan!

Hairless Monkeys are Invading!!!

Designer hybrid hairless monkeys seem to be popping up. I was able to snag a screenshot of a craigslist ad before it was flagged just to show to all of you.

Beware the hairless monkeys! They seem to show up unexpectedly and are not toilet-trained. Oh the horror!

(Disclaimer - While I was not the "seller" of above item, I'm pretty sure it was done as a joke. I don't condone the illegal sale of humans...or designer hybrid hairless monkeys, as cute as they may be.)