Elvis Fans Might Want to Avoid This Post

At least I'm assuming that true fans of the King wouldn't want to see the below object for sale. Perhaps not, though. Perhaps you're a diehard fan that MUST have everything Elvis. If so, then here's the item for you!


At least they got his good side, huh?

I'm sure there are people out there jumping in their blue suede shoes at the chance to buy a object as wonderful as this. Personally, I just can't get over the weird creepiness of it. It's got me all shook up.

Okay, okay...I'll stop while the going is good. No more bad plays on words from me. Sometimes you just want a little less conversation.

Alright! I'm truly done now! I won't be cruel...